Katebits: Max Afinogenov is totally a Russian spy. I bet he has a Morse Code transmitter disguised as an old tattered suitcase, and he transmits top secret information while on road trips with the Sabres.
Pookie: I think Staffy is secretly the undercover MI5 agent sent to keep tabs on Max.
Schnookie: It’s the only [...]
Archive for April, 2008
Drew Stafford: International Man of Mystery
Posted in Frivolity on April 28, 2008 | 12 Comments »
Round One Round-up Round Table: EC Edition
Posted in Distinguished Panel, Panopticon on April 24, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Ottawa Senators
Pookie: This gets the top score thanks to Ottawa getting swept. It would have been funnier if popular opinion hadn’t caught up, in the second half of the season, to how bad the Sens actually were after the first five weeks or so of the season. But the “great team or [...]
Round One Round-Up Round Table: WC Edition
Posted in Distinguished Panel, Panopticon on April 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Detroit Red Wings vs. Nashville Predators
Pookie: Nashville put up enough of a fight to make it interesting and their fans almost suggested that the title of “Feel Good Story” was being wasted in Washington. Those wacky two quick goals get my vote for the most exciting moment of the First Round, and when you add [...]
Welcome to ModFan!
Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2008 | 19 Comments »
Welcome, Gentle Reader, to the Modular Fan, aka ModFan! In the 1940’s, Le Corbusier designed a system of proportions called “The Modular Man“; if all buildings were designed using this system, he claimed, human beings would find architecture perfect. We are here to create, in rambling blog form, a Modular Man for hockey fandom. And [...]
Soupy Soup
Posted in Distinguished Panel on April 16, 2008 | 5 Comments »
From Game 3 of the Sharks/Flames series:
Katebits: I think the Sharks are getting nervous! It’s time for a Soupy blunder!
Pookie: Have you noticed Soupy’s hair is the same color as the trim on the Sharks sweaters? It’s like two monstrosities were made for each other!
Katebits: I have to admit, Soupy looks good in a Sharks [...]
Cheering For The Flyers? Say It Ain’t So!
Posted in Distinguished Panel on April 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Katebits: I had an amazing revelation about the Caps/Flyers series. I hate both teams, and I want them both eliminated. I think the Caps are a way better team and are more likely to win another round if they advance. The Flyers on the other hand are pretty bad, and there’s NO WAY they could [...]



