Comments on: Drew Stafford: International Man of Mystery

By: Pookie

Pookie — Sun, 04 May 2008 14:07:42 +0000

Aw man, Staffy’s always leaving his supersuits, and supercars, and superbriefcases everywhere!

By: danielleia

danielleia — Sun, 04 May 2008 06:28:42 +0000

MODFAAAAAN.

I have proof of you’re spy theory. Today, I was helping my brother pick out dress clothes at the mall, and I saw a “Stafford SuperSuit.” He needs to be careful where he keeps his SuperSuits lying around. People are already suspicious.

By: Schnookie

Schnookie — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:17:18 +0000

Wait! I have it…. Drew needs a hooker, and Timmy’s a Pimp! Perfect union!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You’re so right!

I can totally picture Staffy in his fake ’stache with the ends coming unglued just to make his failure as a spy complete.

Oh, absolutely. Every time Max bests him, Staffy’s ’stache goes “SPROING!!!” and curls up on both ends.

By: Katie

Katie — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:51:28 +0000

Like Amy, I bow down to your creativity. After a long night at the dance studio, this put a HUGE smile on my face!

I can totally picture Staffy in his fake ’stache with the ends coming unglued just to make his failure as a spy complete.

Oh and if he really needs a hooker, I’m sure Sean Avery can fix him up…=P

By: Chaz

Chaz — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:12:22 +0000

Wait! I have it…. Drew needs a hooker, and Timmy’s a Pimp! Perfect union!

By: Anne

Anne — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:42:09 +0000

I can’t decide whether Timmy would be an impossibly bad spy, or an impossibly good one.

I’m convinced that Timmy is an evil alien bent on taking over the world, that’s WHY he’s injured, he’s relaying info to HQ. Although, it’s more likely he’s a world class secret agent bent on Drew Stafford’s destruction. However, it’s MOST probable that he’s a doofus who often forgets if he’s a hockey player who sleeps with a lot of girls or a pimp who occasionally plays hockey.

By: Katebits

Katebits — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:42:24 +0000

Timmy would be a great spy! His brain is like a totally blank slate every morning when he wakes up. Or better yet, I bet he’s like that guy in Memento. He has no short term memory at all so he is very easily manipulated my Max Afinogenov. Now that I think about it, Timmy would make a better minion than a spy.

By: Chicketty Check It « The Willful Caboose

Chicketty Check It « The Willful Caboose — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:39:15 +0000

[...] I will direct your attention to ModFan, where the Ookies and I recently had a conversation about the top-secret spy skillz of Drew Stafford. (spoiler alert!) He’s not a very good [...]

By: Schnookie

Schnookie — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:33:51 +0000

I can’t decide whether Timmy would be an impossibly bad spy, or an impossibly good one. I mean, with his concussion history, he probably wouldn’t be able to remember a single state secret were he to fall into the wrong hands…

By: Chaz

Chaz — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:56:39 +0000

OK, ok, I know he’s been concussed a few (hundred) times in the last year, but he is NO Timmy Connelly. He may night remember how to play hockey, but he remembers how to play the guitar. Last I checked, Timmy had no knowledge of anything.

Oh, and the hooker thing is most excellent.