Welcome to part two of the official 2008/09 ModFan Western Conference Season Preview. Don’t worry, we set a ten word limit for each team, so this will be over soon. You can read the EC season preview here.
Anaheim: Added Brendan Morrison. Good thing Getzlaf and Perry are beasts.
Calgary: Iginla will run circles around his team, yet they’ll fail.
Chicago: Talented young team but I REFUSE them, so zip it.
Colorado: Another season of Forsberg talk? Don’t sign us up.
Columbus: Columbus Blue Jackets? Never heard of ’em.
Dallas: Maybe Chicago will distract Detroit and they can sidle past.
Detroit: Blah blah blah blah repeat champions blah blah blah blah.
Edmonton: Young talent that could still go either way.
Los Angeles: Meh.
Minnesota: They’re probably not as stifling as people think.
Nashville: Spunky, nasty team but as usual, craziness around them.
Phoenix: Wayne’s sweatervests make it hard to take them seriously.
San Jose: Blockbuster deadline trade who’ll then sign elsewhere next summer. Again.
St. Louis: Paul Kariya and Keith Tkachuk? Say no more.
Vancouver: 1-0, 1-2, 0-1, 1-2, etc. etc….until hockey is dead.