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The Reasonable Fan

On February 25, the Sabres blew a 3-0 first period lead and lost, at home, 4-3 to the Flyers in a shootout. Katebits demonstrated afterwards how a reasonable, intelligent fan should respond to a game like that:

I’m sorry I’m being so dramatic. I think I need to be so horrified that it swings around to funny. I cannot think of any other reasonable response to this. There is no rearranging it to something good. No. No no no no. The only possible avenue for emotional escape is that this is SO BAD that somehow it’s funny. HOLY SHIT I HATE THE SABRES. WHEN CRUNCHY IS A RED WING AND I’M A HOMELESS BAG LADY I AM GOING TO REMEMBER THIS NIGHT AS THE BEGINNING OF THE END.

There is NO MORE hockey to be played this season. I’m DONE. HOCKEY IS DEAD TO ME.

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